Who is Bob?

Bob is evidence that the Good Samaritan is more than a fable

Bob is the reason I get up in the morning

Bob is my personal trainer

Bob is what Nietzsche never had

Bob is the cause of ants in my pants, the mountain from the mole hill, my moment of epiphany

Bob was my Scandinavian team mate

Bob’s weight is the cause of others’ bemusement

Bob will undoubtedly cause complications with my back in later life

Bob is the heavier, more gainly, less beautiful of two siblings

Bob is the ugly duckling

Bob is my steed, my accomplice, my ally

Bob is the Beast of Burden

Bob is my bike

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