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Honour the miraculousness of the ordinary (and 22 other tips for writing fiction)

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

I read a great feature in the Guardian recently with hundreds of tips from authors for aspirant writers. You can read the full list here but I’ve quoted a few of my favourites below:

Jonathan Franzen
Interesting verbs are seldom very interesting.

Elmore Leonard: Using adverbs is a mortal sin
Keep your exclamation points ­under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose. If you have the knack of playing with exclaimers the way Tom Wolfe does, you can throw them in by the handful.

Diana Athill
Cut (perhaps that should be CUT): only by having no ­inessential words can every essential word be made to count.

Margaret Atwood
Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can’t sharpen it on the plane, because you can’t take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils.

Roddy Doyle
Do keep a thesaurus, but in the shed at the back of the garden or behind the fridge, somewhere that demands travel or effort. Chances are the words that come into your head will do fine, eg “horse”, “ran”, “said”.

Helen Dunmore
Finish the day’s writing when you still want to continue.

Geoff Dyer
Never worry about the commercial possibilities of a project. That stuff is for agents and editors to fret over – or not. Conversation with my American publisher. Me: “I’m writing a book so boring, of such limited commercial appeal, that if you publish it, it will probably cost you your job.” Publisher: “That’s exactly what makes me want to stay in my job.”

Anne Enright
Imagine that you are dying. If you had a terminal disease would you ­finish this book? Why not? The thing that annoys this 10-weeks-to-live self is the thing that is wrong with the book. So change it. Stop arguing with yourself. Change it. See? Easy. And no one had to die.

Esther Freud
Cut out the metaphors and similes. In my first book I promised myself I wouldn’t use any and I slipped up ­during a sunset in chapter 11. I still blush when I come across it.

Neil Gaiman
Finish what you’re writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.

David Hare
Never take advice from anyone with no investment in the outcome.

PD James
Open your mind to new experiences, particularly to the study of other ­people. Nothing that happens to a writer – however happy, however tragic – is ever wasted.

AL Kennedy
Be without fear. This is impossible, but let the small fears drive your rewriting and set aside the large ones ­until they behave – then use them, maybe even write them. Too much fear and all you’ll get is silence.

Hilary Mantel
First paragraphs can often be struck out. Are you performing a haka, or just shuffling your feet?

Michael Morpurgo
Ted Hughes gave me this advice and it works wonders: record moments, fleeting impressions, overheard dialogue, your own sadnesses and bewilderments and joys.

Andrew Motion
Honour the miraculousness of the ordinary.

Joyce Carol Oates
Keep a light, hopeful heart. But ­expect the worst.

Annie Proulx
Rewrite and edit until you achieve the most felicitous phrase/sentence/paragraph/page/story/chapter.

Philip Pullman
My main rule is to say no to things like this, which tempt me away from my proper work.

Ian Rankin
Learn what criticism to accept.

Will Self
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.

Helen Simpson
The nearest I have to a rule is a Post-it on the wall in front of my desk saying “Faire et se taire” (Flaubert), which I translate for myself as “Shut up and get on with it.”

Michael Moorcock
Ignore all proferred rules and create your own, suitable for what you want to say.

(Read the original article here)

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7 Reasons to go to the Altai

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

1 – You’ve never heard of it

Or if you have, you’ll still have plenty of friends who don’t know where it is and will make the appropriate noises when you show them on a map.

The Altai Mountains span four countries and the Russian chunk of them lies within the Altai Republic, a state (or “federal subject”) of the Russian Federation. So, why haven’t we heard of it?

Well, as with other vast swathes of the exploratory map, access to the Altai was restricted for some time by its location within the Soviet Union. Following the USSR’s collapse in the 90s, however, many areas have slowly opened up. The Tian-Shan mountains are a prime example: little known 20 years ago but now a first-rate location for adventure. The Altai could be next.

2 – You can walk, climb, paddle and ride a horse (or even a folding bike)

The Golden Mountains, as they are known, are a diverse playground with loads of adventurous opportunities for whatever butters your muffin.

You can trek your way around Lake Teletskoye – Altai’s answer to Baikal – or splash your way down the Katun River in kayak or open canoe. Climbers can test their lungs on the mighty Belukha Mountain which, at 4,506m, may be a few hundred metres lower than Mont Blanc but which also has a few hundred fewer foot prints marking the route to the summit. Those more comfortable in the saddle will find plenty of horse trekking options, cyclists could have a field day, week or month in the region and some adventurous souls even went there on the fold-up variety.

3 – You can take the train there

And that means the train: The Trans-Siberian.

The subject of every train spotter’s dream stops off at Novosibirsk, Russia’s third largest city, which is within striking distance of the mountains. A connecting train will carry you to the town of Biysk and then, well, you can practically spit on the snow-capped summits, or at least catch a bus along the M52, better known as the Chuysky-Trakt, until you really are in the thick of it.

If you didn’t grow up with a love of train sets or don’t have the time to indulge, then flights go regularly from London via Moscow at a reasonable £500. Less than you’d pay to get to a lot of remote mountain ranges.

4 – It’s in Siberia

Not many people can say they’ve been to Siberia but book your plane (or train) ticket and you could be one of them.

The Altai Republic is the southernmost state in Siberia and thus lies closest to the equator. So, although it can reach -30C in the winter that’s nothing compared to the record -71C recorded elsewhere in Siberia (and not much worse than some parts Scotland earlier in the season). Visit in the summer and you can expect far more reasonable temperatures (think British summertime).

So, you shouldn’t have to crack ice off your sleeping bag in the morning or spoon with a tent-mate to stay warm at night but you’ll still earn the right to start sentences with “When I was in Siberia…”.

5 – There are unclimbed peaks

From grizzled veteran to armchair adventurer, these are the buzzwords that will grab the attention of any mountaineer.

It’s always hard to verify these things but sources suggest that many mountains in the Russian Altai have not been climbed. And while some of these are undoubtedly technical beasts that will require two ice axes and a thousand-yard stare, many maintain their virginity simply through merit of being a little bit remote and off the radar.
We almost certainly claimed several first British ascents on our trip, some of which were done without ropes, some with a team member who’d never worn crampons and none which required a belay or a change of underwear.

6 – You can do it yourself – or have someone else do it for you

Whether you’re a busy City solicitor who’d rather have someone else organise your trip for maximum use of time, or a free spirit who wants to plan every last detail of their itinerary to save pennies and get the full experience, the Altai welcomes you.

It’s got enough remoteness and obscurity to be well off that beaten track you’ve heard people talk about but it’s not so difficult to get to or get things done that you’ll be left up the creek without a tour-agent-provided paddle.

There are companies who will pick you up from the airport, whisk you to a hotel and ride a horse next to you all the way. But, you could equally pick and choose which services you want or just go ahead and do it all yourself.

 

7 – You can stand in three different countries at the same time

In fact, if you really stretched you wouldn’t be far off a limb into each of Russia, China, Mongolia and Kazakhstan.

It’s possible to plan a trip to any of the four quarters of the Altai Mountains. The most popular section is in Mongolia with plenty of tours running there for climbing, walking and the like. The Chinese side is perhaps the least explored and, if you look at an atlas, you’ll probably see why. Climbing up from Kazakhstan would certainly offer some great exploratory opportunities but the Russian Altai gives a great balance of accessibility and remoteness.

It would be prudent to point out, however, that if you want to wave your limbs across borders then you’ll probably need crampons and an ice axe in them as the intersections run across the top of big snowy peaks.

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(I originally wrote this article for Adventure Travel Magazine after my recent trip to Russia)

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8 strange situations in which I’ve found myself wearing lycra

Friday, March 26th, 2010

I like cycling and I like lycra but I appreciate that there are some situations in which it is not the most appropriate attire. The problem is, I don’t always have time to change.

Here is a list of some odd places and situations in which I’ve recently found myself lycra-clad.

For easy visualisation (which I think is what you’ll all be after) I’ve marked which were surreptitious (i.e. concealed under real clothes) and which were blatant (i.e. very little of me concealed at all).

  1. In a meeting with a BBC Editor at White City (surreptitious)
  2. Dinner date where I forgot to bring any trousers (blatant – though not too bad once my legs were under the table)
  3. Three separate job interviews (both)
  4. Pitching my rickshaw idea to Special Olympics GB (surreptitious – and I managed to change in the loos halfway through)
  5. All night long whilst freezing my ass off in Norway
  6. Discussing big plans over tea with Sarah Outen (surreptitious)
  7. At a Saturday evening carvery, splattered in mud fresh from the trail (blatant)
  8. All day at work on the more than one occasion that I forgot a change of underwear (surreptitious)

Anyone else get caught out in the shiny stuff?

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What did you read last month? – Six of the Best, February 2010

Monday, March 15th, 2010

I’m going for a slight variation for this month’s Six of the Best. I’ve put up some of my favourite articles below as per usual (please vote for any that you enjoy) but I’d also like to hear from you what blog entries and pieces of writing you discovered and liked in February. Just stick a link in the comments form below to anything you think other readers might be interested in.

Congratulations to Brandon James of New Life Travel whose article – Quitting the Corporate Life – got the most votes last month.

Enjoyed this? Why not vote in some of my other polls?

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Some things I enjoyed about the Kaspersky Commonwealth Antarctic Expedition

Friday, March 5th, 2010

At the end of last year I was involved with the Kaspersky Lab Commonwealth Antarctic Expedition – a group of seven women from different Commonwealth countries who joined forces and skied to the South Pole.

Here are some things I enjoyed about the expedition:

  1. The application form for team members made no reference to fitness or prior experience
  2. The team included a mother, an IT worker, a government employee and an outdoors instructor (i.e. a mixed bunch)
  3. They only started training, and met each other for the first time, less than a year before standing at the South Pole
  4. Bilingual PodCasts
  5. The cool interactive map charting their progress
  6. The Mojo-Meter (whose great idea was that, anyway?)
  7. Trilingual PodCasts
  8. Their unfailing consistency over two months (just look at this map)
  9. They got a major sponsor in “these difficult times” (a beacon of hope to the rest of us)
  10. The level of involvement of their sponsor
  11. Eugene Kaspersky, the president of Kaspersky Lab, flew to meet them at the South Pole
  12. I got to work with Felicity Aston
  13. My old pal Helen got to ski with them after all her hard work
  14. They sang me a Christmas Carol down the satphone on Christmas Eve (albeit just before midnight when I had previously been asleep)
  15. They asked me to help

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