Bob is evidence that the Good Samaritan is more than a fable
Bob is the reason I get up in the morning
Bob is my personal trainer
Bob is what Nietzsche never had
Bob is the cause of ants in my pants, the mountain from the mole hill, my moment of epiphany
Bob was my Scandinavian team mate
Bob’s weight is the cause of others’ bemusement
Bob will undoubtedly cause complications with my back in later life
Bob is the heavier, more gainly, less beautiful of two siblings
Bob is the ugly duckling
Bob is my steed, my accomplice, my ally
Bob is the Beast of Burden
Bob is my bike
